Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously

We pride ourselves in "understanding the assignment". We tend to overdo ourselves with our pranks, and with our mail order dicks, you can rest assured that you bought the most devious prank sent by mail. 

Choose from several sizes, colors, and add-ons to customize your prank for your friends, family, coworkers, and white elephant gifts.

Add-ons:

-Glitter

Your victims package will throw the worlds finest glitter everywhere upon opening. We're talking the type of glitter that is hard to wash off of your hands even though it's not sticky. When we pack these ourselves our hands will be covered in glitter for days.

-Fart Spray

Exactly what it sounds like. This option will dispense the odor of the nastiest fart you've ever smelt. Odds are it will drip onto your victims hands and dicks lol.

-Glitter and Fart Spray (Sparkle Fart)

The best of both worlds. When your victim opens their bag of dicks they will be met with glitter that they want to wipe off, but what they don't know is this glitter has been soaking in fart spray for months. As they wipe, they spread both issues further.